Writing OUT OF COMPETITION – part one: the idea

Out of Competition began as an idea in 2000. It was written in France. Attending a French film festival I saw a film producer grandstanding his way through a series of well-constructed lies. Present that day in a film tent, I thought to myself: this guy needs analysis. At the same time, the recently-ended Soviet Union was embarking upon an economic march over to join in with the West.

Pencilling down ideas I came up with a couple of sketchy characters, one American, one Russian, similar and unique – types who wanted attention, enjoyed power, and were destined to meet, maybe do business together.

Other ideas and characters came into my head as a story began shaping up, but I couldn’t find a central idea to unify everything.

As the novel’s progress slowed my idea faded into the background. Where to begin and what is this about stalled me. I moved on to writing two other books and stopped thinking about the film tent inspired idea. Then in 2010 I read the translation of War and Peace by Richard Pevear and Lara Volokonsky. Hooked immediately, I read it once, then twice.

The translating team’s stated intention was to return War and Peace to Tolstoy’s original Russian language style. It was time. A series of English translators had turned Leo Tolstoy into a copy of a 19th century English novelist. The now well-known Tolstoy test: “The children rode the chairs to Moscow” showed Tolstoy not mutating chairs into carriages. Tolstoy’s children needed no linguistic bridge for their imagination. Pevear & Volokonsky understood this clearly, and translating simply, translated Tolstoy carefully following the original Russian of W&P. Bursts of French appeared again. Then the French culture and language influencing Russian life were torn asunder when Napoleon invaded in 1812.

I had my novel’s subject: Russians invading a French film festival.

OUT OF COMPETITION

Kenneth Patchen Award for the innovative novel

‘Laugh out loud funny’

Carla M. Wilson

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Intelligent, provocative and fun

Cherry Jam UK, October 16, 2024 Review

Humorously subversive. It goes so fast I read it in two days. A must for anyone with a love of cinema and its festivals. And the most irreverent novel written about the South of France

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Ten Years is Enough!

Read-fest UK, 9 September 2025

A sharp satire about democracy set in a Riviera Film Festival facing collapse as young cineastes demonstrate against privilege and lack of transparency in the annual voting shakedown, the novel opening with the kidnap off the streets of a desperate bankrupt Hollywood producer cadging money wherever he can

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Out of Competition – a novel for Cannes?

This is not Cannes. Or the Cannes Film Festival. Let me say that upfront. It’s Renne-Sur-Mer, a far better film festival by the way, a film festival not many get to see because they are blinded by the tinsel razzle-dazzle of Cannes’ annual event, or so it seems.

I documented a year in Renne-Sur-Mer’s historical progress when some unfortunate things happened. It was sad and bit funny at times. But was it fair to portray Renne in such a, well, dubious light. I can say I documented what happened. You work it out. What year was it. You know I can’t remember but it wasn’t that long ago in the future. Here’s ten pages to give you an idea of how chaotic festivals can be when the wheels fly off.