Writing OUT OF COMPETITION – part one: the idea

Out of Competition began as an idea in 2000. It was written in France. Attending a French film festival I saw a film producer grandstanding his way through a series of well-constructed lies. Present that day in a film tent, I thought to myself: this guy needs analysis. At the same time, the recently-ended Soviet Union was embarking upon an economic march over to join in with the West.

Pencilling down ideas I came up with a couple of sketchy characters, one American, one Russian, similar and unique – types who wanted attention, enjoyed power, and were destined to meet, maybe do business together.

Other ideas and characters came into my head as a story began shaping up, but I couldn’t find a central idea to unify everything.

As the novel’s progress slowed my idea faded into the background. Where to begin and what is this about stalled me. I moved on to writing two other books and stopped thinking about the film tent inspired idea. Then in 2010 I read the translation of War and Peace by Richard Pevear and Lara Volokonsky. Hooked immediately, I read it once, then twice.

The translating team’s stated intention was to return War and Peace to Tolstoy’s original Russian language style. It was time. A series of English translators had turned Leo Tolstoy into a copy of a 19th century English novelist. The now well-known Tolstoy test: “The children rode the chairs to Moscow” showed Tolstoy not mutating chairs into carriages. Tolstoy’s children needed no linguistic bridge for their imagination. Pevear & Volokonsky understood this clearly, and translating simply, translated Tolstoy carefully following the original Russian of W&P. Bursts of French appeared again. Then the French culture and language influencing Russian life were torn asunder when Napoleon invaded in 1812.

I had my novel’s subject: Russians invading a French film festival.

OUT OF COMPETITION

Kenneth Patchen Award for the innovative novel

‘Laugh out loud funny’

Carla M. Wilson

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Intelligent, provocative and fun

Cherry Jam UK, October 16, 2024 Review

Humorously subversive. It goes so fast I read it in two days. A must for anyone with a love of cinema and its festivals. And the most irreverent novel written about the South of France

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Ten Years is Enough!

Read-fest UK, 9 September 2025

A sharp satire about democracy set in a Riviera Film Festival facing collapse as young cineastes demonstrate against privilege and lack of transparency in the annual voting shakedown, the novel opening with the kidnap off the streets of a desperate bankrupt Hollywood producer cadging money wherever he can

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The Horror of Big Whitey

Sharks into cities doesn’t go – but they do – and too often these days.

With this recent attack on a woman at Sydney’s Coogee Beach, I have been thinking of my swims, a few bays around at Bondi Beach many years ago, in particular, one fine day. I was convinced by another to swim across the bay, starting out from Bondi Icebergers Club pool.

There is deep water behind the sand bank surf break. We swam across and back, perhaps 1000m, more because the beach itself is one kilometre. So we swam perhaps 1500m across and back. I can tell you I thought of sharks the whole way across and back. Were they watching us? Probably.

Are we too kind to them, the Great White in particular, giving them an all-year-round free city pass? Is it time for another novel on the horror of Big Whitey?