Plage de la Garoupe

In Antibes after the heavy rains and walked out to the beach where Picasso, Hemingway and the Fitzgeralds swam.

With debris on the sands, and the clear air and snow on the alps over the water, it was cold and wonderful. No one else went out. Nothing like winter waters and history all to yourself.

Saving a Cormorant

They are smart. They can count up to seven.

Went swimming today and saved a bird caught in a net.

Fishing nets are not just traps for fish, especially those close to shore. These nets are not big, about thirty metres in diameter. They are dangerous. An off-the-rocks rod-fisherman recounted to me once how a swimmer drowned getting caught in a net like these.

Down for my morning swim, starting as usual from some rocks, a groyne, a small set of boulders off Cannes, where I usually head off from, looking out I saw fishermen had placed one of those nets.

Something was flapping, birds circling above. I thought: they are waiting for the flapping thing to die. When it flapped again, a wing went vertical. I saw it was a small bird, my first impression at first glance, its head seeming to be down in the sea. When it managed to bring its head up, I knew it was very badly stuck.

I swam out to get a closer look, being careful not to get too close to the transparent closely-woven plastic netting. I saw the bird was not small. It was a Cormorant, and it started flapping more the closer I got. When I swim, I go across towards another set of rocks and come back and that’s me done for the day. And usually I stay well away from nets. Today though I couldn’t just leave this bird in this state.

It was completely entangled from its beak all the way down. Treading water I began trying to disentangle it. With the Med colder in late winter temperature coming spring it would not be long before I got really cold doing this, which could lead me to do something silly, like get myself pecked by the bird. I felt sure given the chance it might use its powerful beak on me.

I needed to organise this. I swam to shore where a cafe-bar sat on the sands. I asked if I could borrow some scissors. The guy immediately went and got a pair. Swimming out again I saw another swimmer was in the bay so I enlisted his help and we swam together to help the stricken bird. First up, I got my toes caught up and then the scissors entangled. So it wasn’t a great start.

The other guy used the scissors better than me, so while I held the lines, eventually we freed the bird from the overall net. But the Cormorant was still not free from all the netting. It was well and truly entangled. So we swam it towards shore disentangling as we swam and avoiding beak attacks.

On to the beach, I held the bird up. He cut more. Two women approached and showing more understanding than either of us could muster, they got control of the bird by first gently grabbing its neck. The other woman held onto its body. I thought to myself: women are more practical.

We got the netting off and the bird flew into the sea without a backward glance. I gave back the scissors and went on swimming.

I didn’t last long. I was really cold by now. I cut it all short. I didn’t want to get cramped up. It made me realise that if you were unlucky enough to be trapped out in the sea for some reason getting cold, couldn’t keep moving, you would soon get hypothermia.

This is an all’s well that ended well story. I’m glad I didn’t swim on by. I have seen Cormorants from the rocks swimming at breakneck speed underwater chasing fish coming up to stare warily at me, the human. I hope if and when this one comes back one day it’ll nod in recognition of the moment we shared.

OUT OF COMPETITION (JEF Books 2024)

Kenneth Patchen Award for the innovative novel

‘Laugh out loud funny’

Carla M. Wilson

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Intelligent, provocative and fun

Cherry Jam UK, October 16, 2024 Review

Humorously subversive. It goes so fast I read it in two days. A must for anyone with a love of cinema and its festivals. And the most irreverent novel written about the South of France

5 OUT OF 5 STARS

Ten Years is Enough!

Read-fest UK, 9 September 2025

A sharp satire about democracy set in a Riviera Film Festival facing collapse as young cineastes demonstrate against privilege and lack of transparency in the annual voting shakedown, the novel opening with the kidnap off the streets of a desperate bankrupt Hollywood producer cadging money wherever he can

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Oh dear, oh dear

This old block of apartments was once one of the few examples of an older more interesting building along Cannes’s waterfront. There seems little virtue in destroying interesting architecture, especially with original wrought-iron balcony railings, high ceilings, old shutters. But now it’s gone – while Antibes has kept its past.

Except for the Carlton, what historic buildings are left on Cannes’s waterfront? Why not remodel a site like this?

Well they have.

The developer’s sign says the new offering will provide a private treated heated pool for two penthouse apartments – just a hop, step and tiny jump away from the Mediterranean.

73 Films

Oliver Stone’s film Alexander shows the power of war as a means to extend power. With JFK, Stone followed and unravelled at least part of the story of how Jack Kennedy – who began a process of rolling back war as the means for the extending and using power exporting America’s cultural power peacefully – was brutally cut down in his prime.

JFK

Alexander

71 Films

Years ago I saw and argued in print with a Hong Kong reviewer, who disparaged the film. And now I see how right I was to defend it!

Great performance by Al Pacino, in a deft screenplay, whose power is masked by a film which seems to be presenting itself more as entertainment than biting satire.

67 + 2 films

1994 – Wonderful screenplay, superb direction and ensemble cast in an underrated film that still fires on all cylinders
The PaperRon Howard
DelicatessenJean-Pierre Jeunet and Marc Caro